Do you want this man dressing you?
If, like me, you do not, you will be disheartened by the launch of Royal Underground. I know it sounds like your high school boyfriend’s attempt to launch a Royal Trux/Velvets tribute band, but instead it is a clothing line designed by Mötley Crüe’s Nikki Sixx and the former CEO of St. John. Prices start at $100 for a made-overseas tee, because rockers and aging Paris Hilton lookalikes need your hard-earned money. No thanks.